spicyshimmy:

because nothing says christmas like your soulmate dying of radiation poisoning giving you one last goodbye kiss through the glass while your knees crumple under the weight of your sorrow, the upcoming 2015 wrath of khan hallmark christmas ornament is a must have!

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singedlace:

sizvideos:

Watch it in Video - Follow our Tumblr

someone should dress us as a weeping angel and do this

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stephaniedraws:

Queen Zelda from Hyrule Warriors! I’m hyped for this game.

stephaniedraws:

Queen Zelda from Hyrule Warriors! I’m hyped for this game.

(via garo-master)


Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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(via slappycider)


egiru:

noodlelifts:

situpsandfruitcups:

SPORTS

More like fucking witchcraft

I wouldn’t mind watching soccer if they played like these nowadays

egiru:

noodlelifts:

situpsandfruitcups:

SPORTS

More like fucking witchcraft

I wouldn’t mind watching soccer if they played like these nowadays

(via reitasnoseband)


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moon-ball:

Nintendo 3DS System Giveaway.
So, the 3DS I ordered came in the mail, which means I have no use for this one anymore and there’s a lot of my followers who are in desperate need of a 3DS so why not do a giveaway for it?What you’ll be receiving:
One Purple Nintendo 3DS System
The stylus that comes with it
The charger
One 2GB SD Card
A copy of Pokemon X
▻ Rules.
There will only be one winner. The shipping costs will be covered by yours truly.
You don’t have to be following me, but it’d be much appreciated. I only post Pokemon here.
Likes do not count.
You may reblog this post as many times as you like, but be sure not to spam your followers.
No giveaway blogs, I check.
You must be okay with giving your address out to me.
You must have your ask box open when the giveaway ends so I have some form of contacting you.
If you win and don’t respond in 48 hours, a new winner will be picked.
    The giveaway will end on September 1st, 2014.Good luck!

moon-ball:

Nintendo 3DS System Giveaway.

So, the 3DS I ordered came in the mail, which means I have no use for this one anymore and there’s a lot of my followers who are in desperate need of a 3DS so why not do a giveaway for it?

What you’ll be receiving:

  • One Purple Nintendo 3DS System
  • The stylus that comes with it
  • The charger
  • One 2GB SD Card
  • A copy of Pokemon X


▻ Rules.

  • There will only be one winner. The shipping costs will be covered by yours truly.
  • You don’t have to be following me, but it’d be much appreciated. I only post Pokemon here.
  • Likes do not count.
  • You may reblog this post as many times as you like, but be sure not to spam your followers.
  • No giveaway blogs, I check.
  • You must be okay with giving your address out to me.
  • You must have your ask box open when the giveaway ends so I have some form of contacting you.
  • If you win and don’t respond in 48 hours, a new winner will be picked.

   
The giveaway will end on September 1st, 2014.

Good luck!

(via cheesecakeglittergloss)


supershrug:

arelis:

mysubmissivekisses:

IM DYING WITH LAUGHTER
OH MY GOODNESS.

Yo

Training for the twerkolympics, apparently

supershrug:

arelis:

mysubmissivekisses:

IM DYING WITH LAUGHTER

OH MY GOODNESS.

Yo

Training for the twerkolympics, apparently

(via memewhore)



Aloha ‘oe.

Aloha ‘oe.

(via a-child-at-heart-x)



hisaofukayamas:

michaeltrucco:

I THINK ABOUT THIS A LOT

THEY DIDNT FOLLOW THE GAME THE GAME FUCKIN FOLLOWED THEM

(via starlitmountains)


jinoras-light:

I’m sure he’d be proud too

(via theoncomingchibi)


katribou:

sheik? zelda? who knows

katribou:

sheik? zelda? who knows

(via garo-master)


500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

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Did you look under the tray?

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Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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